If I can't win I'd rather be remembered for my genius!
Do you want to know who killed Cornelia?
[Laughs.]
From the brain that brought you the big bren aper The head that made headline in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the tower bridge job That cunning display that made London a sob
Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked of course
Poor Cornelia died but it was her time Now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering This time I'll enjoy your pain~
Oh it was so easy, setting up the trap of knives, so ingeniously set up by a mere rope. But my real genius? The fake clues, Ursula's potion: all I needed was your weak minds spinning theories about werewolves and moles. I didn't even know who would die! All I needed was someone to die~
Why you ask?
Why you simper and moan in your purgatory, I have greater aspirations. There's a whole world off bombs and chemicals! Weapons beyond my time! Why shouldn't I be the one to invent these and sell them to the world? Imagine it, Mousedom armed with MY weapons! And I'm the one pulling the strings!
Why BASIL would be aghast!
YOU simply wanted to play the rules. But I won't be outdone! I'm the world's greatest criminal mind!!! I know what it takes to get what needs to be done!
confession time
Do you want to know who killed Cornelia?
[Laughs.]
From the brain that brought you the big bren aper
The head that made headline in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the tower bridge job
That cunning display that made London a sob
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked of course
Poor Cornelia died but it was her time
Now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
This time I'll enjoy your pain~
Oh it was so easy, setting up the trap of knives, so ingeniously set up by a mere rope. But my real genius? The fake clues, Ursula's potion: all I needed was your weak minds spinning theories about werewolves and moles. I didn't even know who would die! All I needed was someone to die~
Why you ask?
Why you simper and moan in your purgatory, I have greater aspirations. There's a whole world off bombs and chemicals! Weapons beyond my time! Why shouldn't I be the one to invent these and sell them to the world? Imagine it, Mousedom armed with MY weapons! And I'm the one pulling the strings!
Why BASIL would be aghast!
YOU simply wanted to play the rules. But I won't be outdone! I'm the world's greatest criminal mind!!! I know what it takes to get what needs to be done!