Don't cry, you big softy. You're gonna turn as red as your sweater.

[God please don't make this emotional, Ford, he can't handle emotional. He still has to talk to Dipper and find out his beloved great-nephew is dead.]

Hey! I only did it to keep Mabel out of it. ...I still gotta have a talk with her about not scaring me like that.

I swear, the old ticker's gonna give out before we get out of here...

You know I'll protect Mabel with everything I've got, Ford.

[You know how much he lov the childrens.]