SURVIVORPOOL INVESTIGATION

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well! You’ve been offered a way out by the god of death. That in and of itself seems relatively suspicious, but, you don’t have much else to do at this point. Some of you might be craving the sweet release of death at this point.

Randall’s room has been unlocked, courtesy of Facilier, and the door within is wide open. So, what are you going to do? D-danger lurks behind you, there may be a stranger out to find you.

I’d suggest you get moving.]

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[notreadyatall]

...Evening, folks. Shall we?

[facilier motions to the open door in randys room]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Doc! [Throwing her hands in the air in excitement.] How ya been, bud?

[notreadyatall]

Can’t complain. I have flesh. That’s been real nice.

[bayoublues]

[Squints.]

You sure that's the right mysterious door at the back of Randall's room that leads to hell?

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Flesh is highly underrated, I will give you that! I was like, super sure you were gonna get axed in here, good job staying safe!

[notreadyatall]

I don’t see any other mysterious doors at the back of Randall’s room that could possibly lead to Hell.

[notreadyatall]

He was pretty busy with that trial bullshit, hon. Just surprised he hasn’t come back yet.

[bayoublues]

Mmmmkay.

Maybe you, uh, ought to go in first. Before everyone else. Just in case? Y'know, take a look around, make sure everything's all clear.

[kickbuttseatnuts]

So Randy's really gonna come back from the whole paint-thinner-thing? Cause that seemed like some Wicked Witch of the West dead for good stuff.

[angelgoatdemon]

Ready. Let's go see our kids again.

[notreadyatall]

...you melted him?

[he wasn’t. watching.]

[not_over_yet]

...Gaston should go first. [ If anyone's getting thrown under a bus here, it's noT FREDDIE'S DAD, ]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Heck yeah, I followed the plan to the letter! Used a cool one-liner and everything.

[notreadyatall]

Really pushin the bonds of friendship, huh?

[Fine. Let’s go. Facilier is going to walk in and...be totally unharmed.]

C’mon, boy. Lets see what you’ve got.

[bayoublues]

...He turned my friends into frogs, but...you're right. Priorities.

[not_over_yet]

At least mostly. Hades seemed to think there might be hope left there, so... [ wobbly-hand ]

[notreadyatall]

...Yeah. I don’t think. He’s coming back from that.

[bayoublues]

[Still Don't Trust Like That but he's going to very, very tentatively take a step forward. Before stopping abruptly.]

Can someone walk with me, please?

[kickbuttseatnuts]

[She immediately nudges the closest person next to her.]

Guys!!! He admits we're friends now!!!!

[angelgoatdemon]

Of course!

[Takes Louis' hand and guns for the door. YEET]

[kickbuttseatnuts]

Wow. Who knew murdering bad guys worked out so well.

[...she really hopes doreen can't see this part.]

[bayoublues]

[thank the goat. He barely has time to take a deep breath before he's yanked through the door.]

Eep--!

[notreadyatall]

The guy was literally made out of paint. Paint thinner’ll cripple him if not outright kill him.

[notreadyatall]

Congrats, toots. Murder is great.

[notreadyatall]

[It’s fairly dark and narrow in here, which means he’s gonna bump into Facy.]

Watch it, Captain Hook’s Worst Nightmare. Anyone got a light?