[it's fine y'know what we're just gonna usher you out into the colosseum, hundreds of cheering fans. everything's great.]

Ladies and not-ladies, welcome to the Underdrome's sixty-six millionth, six hundred thousandth and sixty sixth match of the day! We've got a fun one for you today, folks! In this corner, the destroyer of worlds, wearer of a very dumb and angry badge, Jiminy Cricket!

[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]