[So.

So.

Wonka's just minding his own business, taking some kids on a very dangerous tour of a chocolate factory that may or may not have a cat-and-mouse infestation. Just finished having a young girl rolled away after turning blue and expanding like a balloon. Perfectly normal.

And then a fucking bus crashes through the wall and runs over Grandpa Joe.

So that's... that's new.

But right now, Wonka is a little distracted by that song the bus is playing, and before he knows it he's dancing along to the beat, in front of the watchful eyes of the remaining children and parents.

Who cares that most of this bus is full of animals? Who cares that someone probably just died? It's fine. It's fine.

Later, once more people get on the bus, he starts to realize something may possibly be kind of maybe wrong here. Maybe.]

Uh, excuse me? Does anyone actually know where this bus is going? Or why we're on it? Or who is responsible for crashing into my factory?