candymancan: (you can see the bloodlust in his eyes.)
Willy Wonka ([personal profile] candymancan) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals 2018-06-07 04:53 am (UTC)

[Pause. Wonka thinks for a moment.

Someone Has Finally Recognized Him. He grins broadly.]


Why, yes indeed. Willy Wonka, chocolatier extraordinaire, owner of the finest chocolate factory in all the world and producer of the finest candies known to man.

And thank you very much.

[He works very hard to not look his age. Puts on a chocolate exfoliating mask every morning.]

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