candymancan: (oh i am. horrified)
Willy Wonka ([personal profile] candymancan) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals 2018-06-07 08:10 am (UTC)

Oh... Cocoa, sugar, milk, lecithin, #$̴^̨º̀ʦ̧#̧&ʦ̸+~͘.͝~Ѭ͢~͝#͟, *&͠^ʣ͘~###-

[Well. Those last two were definitely not meant to be said by human mouths. It sounded a bit like Wonka was chewing broken glass while gargling salt water and emitting a high pitched whine.

Wonka winces after he says them, almost as if it hurt him to try.]


Nevermind- you can't find most of them on earth, and I don't give my recipes away to just anyone.

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