[If you go outside on Thursday, you'll find all the spare bedsheets hanging from walls throughout the park. They're everywhere. Most of them has a rather modest message, written in lower case and without much fanfare: 'dont kill'.
What does have fanfare, though, is the advertisement for Wonka's chocolates in the form of generic things like 'YUMMY' and 'BETTER THAN MORON MOUNTAIN CHOCOLATE'. They're much, much larger than the positive messages, so large they even bleed onto the walls. Everything is so purple, and so pretentious-looking it's almost nauseating.
If you look closely, you'll find on some of them a message larger than the 'dont kill' messages, written in the same purple from the advertisements in some sort of whimsical typography:
'WITH IMPROVEMENTS BY WILLY WONKA. TRADEMARK REGISTERED. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PLAGIARISM AND IMITATION ARE LIABLE TO PUNISHMENT IN COURT AND/OR HEFTY FINES. DO NOT STEAL"
And, some distance away from each of those disclaimers and with a clearly shoddy writing like the person who wrote it did it out of legal obligation:
'idea to deface sheets with slogans to appeal to people's better nature: property of coraline']
Free Advertisement for Willy Wonka -- Coraline not here
What does have fanfare, though, is the advertisement for Wonka's chocolates in the form of generic things like 'YUMMY' and 'BETTER THAN MORON MOUNTAIN CHOCOLATE'. They're much, much larger than the positive messages, so large they even bleed onto the walls. Everything is so purple, and so pretentious-looking it's almost nauseating.
If you look closely, you'll find on some of them a message larger than the 'dont kill' messages, written in the same purple from the advertisements in some sort of whimsical typography:
'WITH IMPROVEMENTS BY WILLY WONKA. TRADEMARK REGISTERED. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PLAGIARISM AND IMITATION ARE LIABLE TO PUNISHMENT IN COURT AND/OR HEFTY FINES. DO NOT STEAL"
And, some distance away from each of those disclaimers and with a clearly shoddy writing like the person who wrote it did it out of legal obligation:
'idea to deface sheets with slogans to appeal to people's better nature: property of coraline']