Now, see, if you had replied with something, like, "Music is an integral part of my tragic backstory?" Obviously, I would have backed off, out of respect. Instead, you outed yourself as a grade-A fusspot, and now it's my solemn duty to force you into some variety of silly fun.

Now, I think the hardest part of this project will be finding words that rhyme with "Aquaman" but don't actually end in "-man." Unless we only use words like that instead. That's an important decision to make.