splitaseam: (and don't you know the one thing)
splitaseam ([personal profile] splitaseam) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals 2017-07-09 11:30 pm (UTC)

CREEPY CRAWLY!
SERPENTS OPEN UP THEIR GULLETS!
CREEPY CRAWLY!

Feeding on your fattened wallets!
Cross your fingers, pray that you won't pay!
Lose yourself to gambler's folly
In this slimy carnivale,
Serves you right on Creepy Crawly Day!

That's right! I'm here!
Who would like to try their luck?
You could win an easy buck!
That's right! I'm here!
Don't be just another schmuck,
Drag yourself out of the muck!
Else you're just a sitting...
Duck!


[the bugs are everywhere. definitely on their legs. they're doing a choreographed dance routine.]

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