Trust me, I know better than anyone how inedible things thing is.

[He wriggled the hand holding Heihei just a little, though he was careful not to jostle the thing in a particularly damaging way. Other than seeming annoyed at being kept from whatever task he was busy with in the first place, Heihei didn't seem to mind.]

He was trying to eat my bed. Ignored the food I gave him, of course. Because why wouldn't he? [Maui shook his head.]

Did you need something?