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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-06-11 04:17 am
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Introduction

[You wake up in a bed.

A rather comfy bed, but as you open your eyes, you realize that this room is not one you’ve ever been in before. And even the most villainous of you should notice that something is immediately very off by how morbid your room looks. While generally clean, it looked dark and like it was a part of a very old house.

And that “Rest in Peace” throw pillow really isn’t doing the room any favors.

Meanwhile, on the dresser on top of your new notebook, there is also a message:]


When the clock strikes 13 o’clock. You must all meet in the stretching room for a special announcement.

[Well, it would be rude to refuse an invitation, right?

As soon as you leave your room, you notice a stark difference between the bedroom and the rest of the building. It looked like it hadn’t been kept up in ages, and it shows with how everything is caked in dust or covered in cobwebs. But judging by the other bedroom doors, possibly with other people peering out at the same time you, at least you’re not alone in this strange situation.

As you explore the rest of the first floor of the mansion, you’ll come to realize that, besides the bedrooms, the whole place is rather decrepit and dimly lit. While all rooms may provide a great interest in you, the the bios of all your foolish mortals might be useful to you, especially if you enjoy finding out how much your new captor has learned about you.]
aboyandhiscar: /start velshtein @ DW (fancy meeting you here)

[personal profile] aboyandhiscar 2017-06-13 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry man, it's amateur hour for me. [his ratio of puns to friendship speeches is sadly skewed.]

Oooh, I'm listening. Just hypothetically, how do you manage that without anyone getting caught up in the bad end of it?
sixfingeredstan: (02)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-06-13 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
You'll learn.

It's simple, really. All you have to do is find a source of ignition that can be carefully controlled, and keep the fire from spreading. Normally you'd want to use dirt or something like that to keep it away from unwanted areas, but I suppose we could do the same with metal kitchen implements or something similar that won't burn.
aboyandhiscar: (but what if puppies AND cars??)

[personal profile] aboyandhiscar 2017-06-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Mike nods along at the idea, seemingly following, though something else entirely is painting a picture in his head.]

I getcha.

So basically what we need is a flamethrower, or a laser or something.
sixfingeredstan: (08)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-06-13 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I—

[holy shit]

I was thinking lighter fluid, but that's an idea.
aboyandhiscar: (time for a ride)

[personal profile] aboyandhiscar 2017-06-14 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[#helping!!]

Lighter fluid's a good starting point, yeah! We're just gonna have to get creative.
sixfingeredstan: (06)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-06-14 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ford grins, and holds out one hand to shake.]

I like you, son. What's your name?
aboyandhiscar: (niiiiice)

[personal profile] aboyandhiscar 2017-06-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're not so bad yourself! [Hell yeah he'll shake that hand, grinning wide as ever]

Name's Mike, Mike Chilton. And I figure you've got a name that isn't Pops!
sixfingeredstan: (07)

[personal profile] sixfingeredstan 2017-06-16 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a very firm handshake he's got.]

I do indeed, Mike. The name is Stanford Pines. But please, call me Ford.