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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-06-11 04:17 am
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Introduction

[You wake up in a bed.

A rather comfy bed, but as you open your eyes, you realize that this room is not one you’ve ever been in before. And even the most villainous of you should notice that something is immediately very off by how morbid your room looks. While generally clean, it looked dark and like it was a part of a very old house.

And that “Rest in Peace” throw pillow really isn’t doing the room any favors.

Meanwhile, on the dresser on top of your new notebook, there is also a message:]


When the clock strikes 13 o’clock. You must all meet in the stretching room for a special announcement.

[Well, it would be rude to refuse an invitation, right?

As soon as you leave your room, you notice a stark difference between the bedroom and the rest of the building. It looked like it hadn’t been kept up in ages, and it shows with how everything is caked in dust or covered in cobwebs. But judging by the other bedroom doors, possibly with other people peering out at the same time you, at least you’re not alone in this strange situation.

As you explore the rest of the first floor of the mansion, you’ll come to realize that, besides the bedrooms, the whole place is rather decrepit and dimly lit. While all rooms may provide a great interest in you, the the bios of all your foolish mortals might be useful to you, especially if you enjoy finding out how much your new captor has learned about you.]
kindaruledatit: (Okay....?)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-14 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Wendy looks up from her phone, looking this way and that.... basically anywhere that isn't the table Jiminy is standing on.]

Who said that?
whistlenotchirp: (It's hard being a conscience)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Why does this keep happening]

N-no, over here fella.
kindaruledatit: (you know...)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-14 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Because at least the gnomes come up to her shins, and she never met the Lilliputtians.

Her gaze drifts down, until finally.
]

Whoa! [She sits up.] You're a... little man in a suit?
whistlenotchirp: (You should be whistling)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-14 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Insert gif of man gasping in utter disgust.]

L-little man in a suit?! Why, of all the nerve! Do I look like a little man in a suit?!
kindaruledatit: (Okay....?)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-15 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah?

[Wendy's nod is far too honest.]

Wait, are you? Why else would you be wearing a suit?
whistlenotchirp: (You should be whistling)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-15 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Forgive me for wanting to look good on my day-to-day business!

Of course not! I'm a proud cricket, thank you kindly!
kindaruledatit: (uuuuugh)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
A cricket?

[...] You sure? Wait, don't tell me that you're stuck here too.
whistlenotchirp: (Nobody listens to the conscience)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's Jiminy Cricket, so I'm pretty sure. Sir Jiminy Cricket.

[That last bit gets him to chill a little.] Haven't found any exits yet either, I'm afriad.
kindaruledatit: (you know...)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-15 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's a shame.

...So, you're a knight cricket? Kinda weird, but okay.
whistlenotchirp: (Default)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-15 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sure am! Knighted by the Blue Fairy herself.

[This happened, I've read the quote a shitton.]
kindaruledatit: (Oh wait what)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-15 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard of her. Is she, like a cricket too?

[or a very small lady in a blue dress? what?]
whistlenotchirp: (This cricket's ready to talk you down)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-15 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
No! She's a beautiful, kind woman who grants wishes! And as tall as-as a tall fella!
kindaruledatit: (Okay....?)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-19 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
So what, like, tall like me? [Because she knows she's pretty tall. Heck, she might be one of the taller girls here.]

So this fairly lady made you a knight, right?
whistlenotchirp: (Default)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-06-29 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right. Sir Jiminy Cricket, Official Conscience, Lord High Keeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in Moments of High Temptation, and Guide Along the Straight and Narrow Path.
kindaruledatit: (Default)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2017-06-29 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...A Cricket is a conscience? [She snorts.] No wonder your conscience can bug you so much.
whistlenotchirp: (Nobody listens to the conscience)

[personal profile] whistlenotchirp 2017-07-02 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
....Hardy har.