hijackers: (kate 3)
Mugsi Tocatta and Kate Durango ([personal profile] hijackers) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-12-09 11:59 am

MOCK TRIAL

"Alright, mooks, everybody make youse way down to the trial room, pronto!"

[There's certainly no trial room on the map. No trial soundstage, no trial room, where oh where could they be talking about. You might spend a long time looking for it, or only be thinking about it for a single second before it comes over you.

Whenever you close your ears, or even blink, you find yourself there.

The room is a cartoony laboratory, filled to the brims with scientific equipment and beakers beyond wondrous, almost impossible to imagine being utilized in any sort of actual scientific context. A large monitor is mounted on the ceiling, playing a single clip on repeat along with the words "IMAGINEER THINK TANK". There is a large stage underneath that television, which your two hosts take their places at quite readily.

A circle of metal podiums is set up on the ground floor, 26 in total. Each is marked with a name and a photograph of the individual who's supposed to take their place there, as well as a keyboard for inputting...something. The 26th podium is marked with a grayscale photograph of Gwenpool.

Your fellow participants appear in the room one-by-one, seeming to "digitize" out of nowhere. Once everyone has appeared in the room and taken their place, the air around them seems to go deathly still.

Mugsi holds a cigar between her lips, lighting it from a stick of dynamite lit by Kate. With Mugsi taking a deep inhale, Kate speaks, the dynamite somehow fizzling out.]


Each of you has a place you oughta be sitting, and your job is to solve the mystery that's been put before ya. Once you think you know who did it, input their name on the keyboard in front of you. Majority rules, participation is mandatory, and if ya vote wrong you're not gonna see the light of day ever again!

So, get on with it!
stepfordsynthezoid: (That was the story she told)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Good.

My children watched your show, it would be very difficult to separate art and artist on this level.
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[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't my show. Unlike some people who live here, I can go for five seconds without spouting out catchphrases from my original program.
stepfordsynthezoid: (That was the story she told)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
...they were not bad catchphrases.
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[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
You say that now. Say it when you've heard a black-and-white nincompoop whisper "The Twilight Zone" to himself every hour on the hour.
stepfordsynthezoid: (That was the story she told)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps this challenge might be better suited to someone who cannot process the entire catalog of the National Broadcasting Company's 1990's tv show Friends within a minute.
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[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Imagine if robot duplicates of Chandler and Rachel were created.

The Chandler Android wishes to distance itself from the program and actor on which it was based, and the Rachel Android screams "NOOOOOO" every hour to the Chandler Android, and bases her entire persona around the Jennifer Aniston portrayal of the character.

That is the Hell in which I am living whenever I must speak to Rod.
stepfordsynthezoid: (Virginia was a parent of two children)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[....okay she doesn't normally indulge in these questions but:]

Are you telling me you had a messy break-up with a version of Rodney Serling? Philosophically speaking, that does not seem to be a justification to be an unpleasant man.
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[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm just saying that I hate him.