hijackers: (kate 3)
Mugsi Tocatta and Kate Durango ([personal profile] hijackers) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-12-09 11:59 am

MOCK TRIAL

"Alright, mooks, everybody make youse way down to the trial room, pronto!"

[There's certainly no trial room on the map. No trial soundstage, no trial room, where oh where could they be talking about. You might spend a long time looking for it, or only be thinking about it for a single second before it comes over you.

Whenever you close your ears, or even blink, you find yourself there.

The room is a cartoony laboratory, filled to the brims with scientific equipment and beakers beyond wondrous, almost impossible to imagine being utilized in any sort of actual scientific context. A large monitor is mounted on the ceiling, playing a single clip on repeat along with the words "IMAGINEER THINK TANK". There is a large stage underneath that television, which your two hosts take their places at quite readily.

A circle of metal podiums is set up on the ground floor, 26 in total. Each is marked with a name and a photograph of the individual who's supposed to take their place there, as well as a keyboard for inputting...something. The 26th podium is marked with a grayscale photograph of Gwenpool.

Your fellow participants appear in the room one-by-one, seeming to "digitize" out of nowhere. Once everyone has appeared in the room and taken their place, the air around them seems to go deathly still.

Mugsi holds a cigar between her lips, lighting it from a stick of dynamite lit by Kate. With Mugsi taking a deep inhale, Kate speaks, the dynamite somehow fizzling out.]


Each of you has a place you oughta be sitting, and your job is to solve the mystery that's been put before ya. Once you think you know who did it, input their name on the keyboard in front of you. Majority rules, participation is mandatory, and if ya vote wrong you're not gonna see the light of day ever again!

So, get on with it!
worldsaway: (pic#11868924)

[personal profile] worldsaway 2017-12-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Does a refund send us home? [This is the dumbest shit he's ever been a part of, worse than Sakaar, but if he can leave he's out.] Can you prove that Gwen is alive and well, if she truly didn't die?
billbillbill: (009)

1/2

[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[grumble grumble, just brings up a small calculator-esque device and starts pressing a few buttons on it.]
gwenchman: (005)

[personal profile] gwenchman 2017-12-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[...and there she is, at the 26th podium.]

...Okay, I have several questions.
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[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[...before she disappears from existence again, with several more keypad presses.]

Questions?
worldsaway: (pic#11920660)

[personal profile] worldsaway 2017-12-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
You aren't alone in that.
stepfordsynthezoid: (That was the story she told)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey.]

...It turns out we are not dealing with Arcade, if you suspected as I did.
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[personal profile] worldsaway 2017-12-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Before you leave- can you just tell us that the duck killed you?

[Wait she's gone again- suspicious!!]
Edited 2017-12-10 01:35 (UTC)
greekrevival: (if you don't go you'll never know)

[personal profile] greekrevival 2017-12-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
So do we.