hijackers: (kate 3)
Mugsi Tocatta and Kate Durango ([personal profile] hijackers) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2017-12-09 11:59 am

MOCK TRIAL

"Alright, mooks, everybody make youse way down to the trial room, pronto!"

[There's certainly no trial room on the map. No trial soundstage, no trial room, where oh where could they be talking about. You might spend a long time looking for it, or only be thinking about it for a single second before it comes over you.

Whenever you close your ears, or even blink, you find yourself there.

The room is a cartoony laboratory, filled to the brims with scientific equipment and beakers beyond wondrous, almost impossible to imagine being utilized in any sort of actual scientific context. A large monitor is mounted on the ceiling, playing a single clip on repeat along with the words "IMAGINEER THINK TANK". There is a large stage underneath that television, which your two hosts take their places at quite readily.

A circle of metal podiums is set up on the ground floor, 26 in total. Each is marked with a name and a photograph of the individual who's supposed to take their place there, as well as a keyboard for inputting...something. The 26th podium is marked with a grayscale photograph of Gwenpool.

Your fellow participants appear in the room one-by-one, seeming to "digitize" out of nowhere. Once everyone has appeared in the room and taken their place, the air around them seems to go deathly still.

Mugsi holds a cigar between her lips, lighting it from a stick of dynamite lit by Kate. With Mugsi taking a deep inhale, Kate speaks, the dynamite somehow fizzling out.]


Each of you has a place you oughta be sitting, and your job is to solve the mystery that's been put before ya. Once you think you know who did it, input their name on the keyboard in front of you. Majority rules, participation is mandatory, and if ya vote wrong you're not gonna see the light of day ever again!

So, get on with it!
stepfordsynthezoid: (To raise a normal family)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Especially compared to you! For one thing, she grasps the concept of consequences!
billbillbill: (Default)

[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm aware of consequences, I just don't care all that much about them.
stepfordsynthezoid: (Children she would do anything for)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[She scoffs.]

You are an immature child who is scared to get caught.
billbillbill: (008)

[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
And yet, you're still stuck here regardless of what you think of me. It's a testament to my programming.
stepfordsynthezoid: (Virginia was a parent of two children)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[........

She's going to try and see if she can activate her personal server and do some Sweet Hacking Skillz but she's doubtful.
]
billbillbill: (Default)

[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope! Looks like Bill Nye's own Skillz are pretty l33t.]

Nice try.
stepfordsynthezoid: (Virginia was a parent of two children)

[personal profile] stepfordsynthezoid 2017-12-10 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn.]

Only a matter of time until I find an opening somewhere.
not_over_yet: (an aside)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2017-12-10 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk. You can't improve anything without caring about some consequences. No wonder this "ride" continues to require improvement. You're incapable of providing such a thing for it.
billbillbill: (010)

[personal profile] billbillbill 2017-12-10 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
What do you intend to gain from criticizing me, Basil? Do you intend for me to break?
not_over_yet: (I don't know what you want from me!)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2017-12-10 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
...Entertainment? Isn't that your sole purpose for doing anything?