athleticallyinclined: (do you want to be next?)
Gaston ([personal profile] athleticallyinclined) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals 2018-01-16 09:47 pm (UTC)

[ Gaston has never been so disrespected in his life.

He stares, quietly furious, as egg yolk placidly oozes into his hair and down his forehead. When it reaches his eyes, he slowly raises a hand to wipe it off his face and back into his hair.

Then he steps forward, leaning close to the goat. ]


You're lucky that egg makes my hair shiny and thick, you ignorant swine!

[ Swine, goat. Whichever. ]

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