[Listen, he's only met one prince and even Naveen was somewhat aligned with what was hip and cool. But that was probably because he was also a jazz enthusiast.]

Well, I haven't really talked to horses too much, but I don't think they really mind about bein' ridden. They gossip a whole lot, though--you'd be surprised what they hear people sayin'. I wouldn't worry if I were you, though.

What's fencing, though? Do you just...build fences? Sounds boring.