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Dr. Facilier ([personal profile] notreadyatall) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-07 09:11 pm
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ARE YA READY?

[Even with all the commotion, it seems as though a single question has hung over the crowd. Exactly who is responsible for this kidnapping? That single question eventually leads the group to the portrait gallery, where each guest files in and packs the room. Slowly but surely, a strange presence can be felt. The portraits almost look like they’re stretching, and it seems as though they’re moving on their own...

After a few tense moments in complete silent darkness, the lights dim.

You realize there’s a man here. One who wasn’t with you when you came in.

He’s...only barely passing for human. It seems as though he’s falling apart, chunks of skin and bone hanging from his face. His clothes hang from his lanky frame in the same fashion. When he moves about, he audibly clicks and clacks, dragging his leg across the ground in obvious pain.

He smirks, cheekbone exposed, before speaking.]


Au enchanté, Foolish Mortals. A friendly hello from Dr. Facilier, and welcome to Phantom Manor. This home is one steeped in tales of bloodlust, murder and maiming. We’ve brought you here to this house on a haunted hill to continue this tradition, and to appease the terrifying spirit that still lingers here today. The Phantom.

[He smirks, adjusting his hat as he speaks. His shadow moves behind him, disconnected.]

Puttin’ it plainly, friends...you’re here for a blood ritual. Y’all are gonna be stayin’ here for the rest of your lives, unless you manage to kill someone and get away without bein’ caught. Surely some of ya are smart enough to do that.

‘Course, you don’t wanna do it, feel free to stay here for the rest of your horrible lives. But I’ll be sure to make them as miserable as possible till y’all comply.

...Questions?
tanukey: (hey I'm grump)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. That's a thing. A knife might not be enough here, but first things first.]

...Y'want us to off someone. Fine. Fine. What exactly's in it for me? An' don't sell me that "rest of our lives" crap, I've broken outta twenty-three prisons, this place ain't that special.
used_realtears: (shocked)

[personal profile] used_realtears 2018-01-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[LOUD SCREAMING AND POINTING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A ZOMBIE!
Edited 2018-01-08 03:15 (UTC)
upgradeit: (to sweep me off my feet)

[personal profile] upgradeit 2018-01-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He was going with "experimental facility" up until this moment, what with the talking racoon and all, but uh. No. No, this really seems more "reality tv show."]

. . . So what's the grand prize if we win?
negaverse: (9)

[personal profile] negaverse 2018-01-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like fun. When do we start this whole murder ritual thing?
faciliheir: (okay)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[... okay, so. like. there's. several things she needs to be concerned about here? so many things are happening at once? like why is he all but he's also so young but like but that was such a good entrance, tho.

okay. we can handle this. this is fine.]


... Dad?
kickbuttseatnuts: (She's got partially squirrel blood)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
....So like. You sure you aren't Arcade?
tanukey: (oh hell yes)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
He's not? Pay up.
bayoublues: (AUGHH)

[personal profile] bayoublues 2018-01-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST THAT'S FUCKING HORRIFYING]

W-What th' hell?! No way am I gonna be a part of this! Y-You can't do this, shadowman!
notasingleword: (Shock)

[personal profile] notasingleword 2018-01-08 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[This is so much to take in at once for sure. The appearance of the man is extremely frightening as is, but what he as to say... is even worse somehow! Kill? There's no way!

Her wish... this is what she wished for? She gave up everything for this? She was supposed to be human! She was supposed to find love! She was supposed...to...

Ariel suddenly feels like the room is spinning, and she stumbles as she holds her head.]
doopdoll: (spaz)

[personal profile] doopdoll 2018-01-08 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
You have an evil parent too?! [this is how she makes all her friends]
madeofpine: (067)

[personal profile] madeofpine 2018-01-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He just sort of whispers in Negaduck's general direction. Listen, he told Louis he was gonna try and help this guy learn, he's not going back on that.]

I think you're supposed to say murder is wrong, not fun.
tanukey: (sarcasm)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's gonna take a lotta grease after this little kidnapping stunt, Bones.

[Just gonna take that knife and kind of. Stick it into the floor, like he's trying to make a point.]

...And by grease I mean money. Just so we're clear.
lostbutnotaboy: (Shock)

[personal profile] lostbutnotaboy 2018-01-08 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[This is a lot to take in. So very much, goodness gracious, but there is one thing she's sure of.

This guy is horrifying.
]

What- What are you?! Is that some kind of costume?
faciliheir: (you got a problem)

[personal profile] faciliheir 2018-01-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, but I wasn't exactly expecting him to be the villain of this. [THIS IS SO BEYOND EMBARRASSING]
bayoublues: (he mad)

[personal profile] bayoublues 2018-01-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're darn right I--

[He stops himself, drawing himself up to full height. Being scared is what the shadowman would want. His voice still shakes as he speaks.]

You...you can't get away with this! You'll be beat, just like you were before!

[...Right?]
soplaynice: (002)

[personal profile] soplaynice 2018-01-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
...

[so it’s hard to tell but it looks like the lifeless, hatless cowboy doll might be silently screaming]
scrapplinghook: (pic#10189285)

[personal profile] scrapplinghook 2018-01-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Mabel's seen a lot of weird things over her summer in Gravity Falls. She's seen zombies and deamons, dinosaurs and sentient candy masses. She tends to roll with things pretty well, but this... there's something pretty unsettling about this guy. And she can tell the others - her new friends - are freaking out too.

She's sticking pretty close to Stan now as she's sure he won't let her more than a few feet away from him, but when she notices Ariel stumble, she reaches out, just to hold her hand. She's here for you, princess friend!]
Edited 2018-01-08 03:26 (UTC)
sorrydoods: (you talkin shit)

[personal profile] sorrydoods 2018-01-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[So. We've got a zombie as host. Soos would be intimidated if he hadn't been one himself.]

Yeah, I doubt anyone here is gonna murder someone because you tell them too.

Also, did you put a relative your's in here? Cause that...that's just sick, dude.
kickbuttseatnuts: (But not all of them fit the icons)

[personal profile] kickbuttseatnuts 2018-01-08 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Shoving money into his hands fine.]

Listen, if this is some kinda "game" I-I wanna call a friend! [She was... really hoping for Arcade's general obsession with fairness.]

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