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Negaduck ([personal profile] negaverse) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-20 08:46 pm

jello? jello anyone?

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 
rech: (to terrorize y'all's neighbourhood)

[personal profile] rech 2018-01-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
The top of the property. A location you have no access to as of yet.
tanukey: (hey I'm grump)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-21 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Hidden elevator, gotcha.
rech: (the foulest stench is in the air)

[personal profile] rech 2018-01-21 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
I’m not Rod Serling - I don’t rely on elevators for everything.
tanukey: (um)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-21 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Who the hell is Rod Serling?
rech: (the funk of 40000 yyears)

[personal profile] rech 2018-01-21 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
["He's guilty and I hate him."]

A moron.
tanukey: (hey I'm grump)

[personal profile] tanukey 2018-01-21 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that narrows it down to about ninety-nine percent of the populated galaxy, thanks.