jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

[pinkflip]

W-well, it's- someone's gotta do something, stuck here...especially for all the kids, or...those who can't fight for themselves.

[ ... ]

I just proved your point, didn't I?

[faciliheir]

Better than I could've done myself.

[grins] It's not, you know, a bad thing or anything. Maybe a little annoying, but it'll be more useful here than any of my skills.

[pinkflip]

You say that, but you know, goading kinda worked a bit better than anything I did at that- um, whole thing back there.

...and that Gaston really needed to be brought down a peg or two, anyway.

[faciliheir]

Oh, he'll get his. Don't you worry about that. [THATS VAGUE] Fighting like that only helps when we're already at that point, y'know? You guys got a shot at stopping some of us from getting there in the first place.

[pinkflip]

[ UMMM REALLY VAGUE.... ]

Wouldn't've been there to begin with if the muscle-brain didn't reveal just how much he needs to go back to kindergarten. [ grumble grumble, what a jerk, etc. ] ...Maybe next time we'll actually keep it from getting that far.

[faciliheir]

Did you know he actually can't read? I mean, he doesn't care about it, but it's just fun to know that.

[pinkflip]

It figures! Jeez, the numbskull's probably going to just- break one of the stupid rules, because he doesn't even know what they are!

[faciliheir]

I'm hoping his inevitable execution is really embarrassing, myself. I didn't actually think I'd find him half this annoying, but here we are.

[pinkflip]

[ mmmnnn- ]

I- I still don't...wan to see anyone killed. Especially not...executed. Not even him. Humiliated, sure. But...not executed.

[faciliheir]

[SHRUGS] Good guys never get to have fun! I'll wish him dead twice as hard for the both of us.

[pinkflip]

...Deal.