jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

[lostbutnotaboy]

Right, the effort...

[Pointedly ignoring the banner on the door. Bluh.]

I guess, since we're all together, it's better then splitting up now. There's less chance of people getting hurt.

[truecalling]

It... may not have been the intended effect but-- well. We can still take something good out of it.

[...]

Definitely not the food either. That has to go.

[lostbutnotaboy]

Oh yeah, that's it. The food's got to go.

[She holds up a little plate of some with... veggies sticking out of it? They could be veggies.]

Why do people think it's appetizing to do this? It never tastes right.