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jello? jello anyone?

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though.

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right?

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a ~~awful~~ great time.]

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I know the stormtroopers where I come from refuse to go too far off their usual uniform.

[ sometimes their uniforms are black and they guard men in white who jyn erso hate a lot ]

I think she'll be fine with this one. The jacket makes it.

Pfff, yeah, that sounds right. The thugs love to think they're big and intimidating in their goofy whatever wear.

[She straightens her jacket proudly.] Why thank you. I'm sure future you would be super happy that you managed to pull off such a rad look too.

They're easy enough to beat with some practice, if you don't get overwhelmed.

[ Getting that practice can be tricky, But. ]

I do like the idea of being "rad" when I can.

Lucky enough, I had someone to help me out when I had my hands full. [She grimaces.] Oh geez, I flirted at him afterwards. That's a memory I want to stuff. At least he couldn't see my costume, I guess.

Gotta get your rad points where you can.

Having backup is always nice. Even if you end up flirting with them, that's... how did he take it? Even if he couldn't see your costume for some reason.

Oh, super creeped out. I was juuust underage and young and dumb and coming on real strong and. Ergh.

Still, Daredevil's pretty chill with me now. Hope things work out for him, being a blind superhero is probably really hard work.

[Doreen really did want to provide Jyn with a nice distraction after everything.]

[ There's a pause, and Jyn swallows.

"Let them pass in peace." ]

Right. Probably, yes.

Hard knock life and all that.

[Mew Mew the white cat is just gonna take this opportunity to stroll up to stare at this stranger in Doreen's room.]

There's a little guy I don't regret knowing in the present, at least.

Y-Yeah.

[ Oh. Hello, cat. ]

I didn't realize there were animals here. Besides the... talking ones. Does this one talk?

Not that I know of! She's my roommates. Just... popped right out of the machine, believe it or not.

Really? And she was fine after her time in there?

[ Kneels down and kind of. Reaches a hand out. Hello, kitty. ]

[She absolutely leans into that hand, purring.]

She's a sturdy little guy. I think she could survive an explosive blast.

[ Time to pet the kitty! ]

That's good. She'll do just fine here, then, with any luck. And you can get her back to your roommate soon.

...yeah. Fingers crossed, huh?

...

[ She focuses on petting the cat for a second, sighing a little. ]

If we don't believe we're going to get out of here, we won't. We have to have hope.

[She smiles softly.]

....Yeah. I'm not a superhero for nothing! Bringing people hope is a big part of what I do! Least I can do is keep that hope going in myself too.

There you go. I like the idea of superheroes.

Its a pretty snazzy job, long as you're responsible with it.

...and thanks.

For what?

I get... antsy and kind of impulsive when I'm stewing in my head for too long. Made a lot of mistakes like that.

Its good to talk to someone. Remind me to keep the hope.

You're welcome. I know the feeling.

[ She stands up slowly, yawning despite her attempts not to. ]

But speaking of stewing, I haven't slept in a couple days and I probably should.

Uh absolutely you should! Why are you not in bed right now?

[Sudden Energy is the squirrel girl lifestyle]

Making sure you're alright, technically. [ She smiles. ] Everyone needs someone watching their back, even superheroes.

And its very appreciated. But good glory, please get some rest!

[ Jyn moves one hand up into a loose salute. ]

On it. Goodnight, Doreen. [ Then, to the cat: ] And you too.

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