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Negaduck ([personal profile] negaverse) wrote in [community profile] foolishmortals2018-01-20 08:46 pm

jello? jello anyone?

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 
nachosquire: (lyrics?? numbers????)

[personal profile] nachosquire 2018-01-21 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
B-but you've taken families and friends away from their dimensions -- there's somebody that cares about all of us, so why were you able to get away with it so well to be able to do it four times?!
rech: (creatures crawl in search of blood)

[personal profile] rech 2018-01-21 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think those people care about you? Best not to form attachments, son.
nachosquire: (YOU)

[personal profile] nachosquire 2018-01-21 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, hello? My parents?

[at the very least he knows they care about him..]

And when Star Butterfly comes and finds me and finds out what you've been doing-- you're toast, old man!
rech: (and though you fight to stay alive)

[personal profile] rech 2018-01-22 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm quivering in my boots.