jello? jello anyone?
[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though.
FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY
Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.
Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right?
Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.
Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

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It might've helped that I saved her from this crazy dating simulator girl that gained sentience and tried to kill me, her, and a couple of friends.
[...I swear he's not crazy]
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[That was a turn she wasn't expecting that statement to take, but it sure was, and she doesn't know what to think of it.]
But-- you saved her from death! That's so romantic, and you must be so brave. She's lucky to have someone like you.
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I'm pretty sure the only thing that saved it was the fact that she had a date go worse with a magician.
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I'm sure in the moment it wasn't romantic, but you saved her life! You managed to save her from being killed by a sentient object and now you're dating. That sounds pretty romantic to me.
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[Congratulations! You made that really messed up memory turn into a somewhat happy memory!]
What about you and this Mickey dude? What's the story with you two?
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However, at the mere mention of the name Mickey, she can't help but to sigh dreamily. You're in for a ride, Soos.]
Oh...He's just the sweetest. I've known him for as long as I could possibly remember. He's my best friend, and always there to help me when I need it. We've been through SO much together, I really can't see my life without him... It was sorta like... I'unno, love at first sight, I guess! The minute I saw him, I just knew! He was the one!