jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

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[negaverse]

You forgot the sheriff's eyebrows.

[madeofpine]

I did?

[honestly he didn't really. get close enough to Woody to notice if he had eyebrows or not.]

Oh. I guess I can add 'em on later.

[negaverse]

Personally? I think he looks better without eyebrows. Gives him the haunted murderous toy vibe.

[madeofpine]

But he wasn't haunted.

[Not gonna argue with murderous, though.]

[negaverse]

He might as well be. Talking dolls aren't exactly normal after all.

[neither are talking puppets or talking ducks but Still]

[madeofpine]

What's not normal about 'em? I'm a talking puppet, it's almost the same thing.

[negaverse]

Almost, but not the same. A talking puppet is more believable than a talking toy figure. You don't give off the whole "I'll probably definitely kill you in your sleep" vibe like he did.

[madeofpine]

Uh... thanks, I think.

[negaduck how do you respond to something like that]

[negaverse]

[just take it. it's the nicest thing he'll probably ever say.]

Just don't ever use that axe of yours on me and we'll be on good terms.

[madeofpine]

Don't worry! I'm not even real good at usin' the axe. I was gonna practice but I got worried about hitting the walls... I don't wanna break any of the rules.

[negaverse]

Rules? Rules are for idiots, kid.

[madeofpine]

No they're not! Rules are what make sure you do the right thing instead of the wrong thing.

[negaverse]

Bzzt, wrong! Rules exist to keep you from having a fun time.

[madeofpine]

[...y'know Freddie kinda said something similar, maybe they have a point...]

But... having fun isn't as important as not doin' bad stuff. Right?

[negaverse]

Depends. Would you rather do something that benefits you or be a good upstanding citizen?

[madeofpine]

Doesn't bein' a good person benefit everybody?

[negaverse]

Maybe, but I have no interest in being a good person.

[madeofpine]

[He's about to ask 'why not', but he's sure the answer will be 'because it's boring'. Which he... can't really argue with. He's only really being good because he has to if he wants to be real, anyways-- and he's certain now that Negaduck does actually know right from wrong. He just... chooses to be like this.]

I guess... I guess that's... okay? Maybe you don't have to be good if you don't want to.

[negaverse]

Exactly.

[Pinoke's finally starting to really Get It! Good job!]