foolishmortals | jello? jello anyone?

jello? jello anyone?

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though.

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right?

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a ~~awful~~ great time.]

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You've never seen me sleep, but I assure you I do that as well.

[He picks out some cutlery, examines it, and quickly polishes it on a cloth before taking a bite of the okonomiyaki. He doesn't really appear to chew it so much as it just seems to disappear into his mouth.

After some deliberation, he gives an approving nod.]

Good work.

[But if he's asleep, how will he properly enforce his silly rules?]

And I think I'll stick to not watching you sleep; that's creepy.

[As for the food:]

Thanks. I don't cook a lot, so I'm glad it's edible.

Edited 2018-01-23 03:44 (UTC)

I'd like to keep it that way, too.

[Silly Neku, he wakes up the second he senses his rules being broken.]

Far more edible than what's out there. I don't believe he even tried.

[Negaduck and Rocket must keep him up frequently then.]

From what I can tell, he probably doesn't care either way. He probably just did it like that to piss everyone else off.