jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

[athleticallyinclined]

How original.

Though I suppose one couldn't expect much more from a simple badger.

[ That's European for "raccoon." ]

[tanukey]

[He doesn't know what a badger is, but he's pretty sure it's entirely in line with calling him some kind of animal and threatening to eat him.]

Yeah? You get dumped by one of them too?

[athleticallyinclined]

[ Help what is modern lingo. The tone can't be mistaken, though. ]

Never. On the contrary, I've dumped plenty of badgers in my time.

Be sure you aren't the next.

[tanukey]

You heartbreaker you.

[The flattest of flat tones.]

I'd be flattered except for the part where I'm not. There ain't enough freakin' words to describe how much you're not my type.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ "Dumped" means "shot," right

right

He raises a slow eyebrow, utterly unperturbed by the fact that he has no idea what Rocket's talking about. ]

You, on the other hand, would make a delicious dinner.

[tanukey]

[Shot through the heart, in a manner. If you're to blame.]

Tougher than you have tried, Noodles.

[athleticallyinclined]

[ He scowls, clenching a fist and showing off his biceps. ]

Not so noodly anymore, remember?