jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

[doopdoll]

You can wash them after. Come on, live a little!

[sharpasanarrow]

[He grimaces.]

Must I...?

[doopdoll]

Yes! I triple dog dare you!

[sharpasanarrow]

I refuse to abide by such...childish laws.

[doopdoll]

Fine. Then I'll just let everyone here know you're scared of touching jello!

[sharpasanarrow]

I--fine.

[He sighs.]

Bring it here.

[doopdoll]

[wait-- did he just say-- Maybe he isn't as big a square as Molly thought! She's kind enough to get him some fresh jello, extending a handful to him.]

Squish it with your hands!

[sharpasanarrow]

[He gives it a very hasty poke and rushes to wipe his finger clean after.]

There.