jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

[used_realtears]

Hm...wait, do you know the story of the boy who cried wolf?

[madeofpine]

Um... no?

[He's not sure how wolves are relevant when they're talking about a duck, really.]

[used_realtears]

Oh, it's a story explaining why you shouldn't lie! The boy is supposed to watch some sheep, but he keeps lying and saying a wolf is eating them because he wants to watch everyone else run to help him. But then a real wolf appears, but because he lied so much no one believes him anymore! Maybe we could use something like that to show him why lying is bad!

[madeofpine]

Really? Huh. I've never heard of that before, but it sounds like a good idea.

[To some degree, anyways. Knowing Negaduck he'd probably cheer for the wolf in the story, though.]

When I was learning not to lie, I just ended up having my nose grow. It was actually kinda scary... I don't think we have any magic here that could make that happen to Negaduck, though.

[used_realtears]

[Oh yeah, that was in the story too.] Oh wow...yeah, that definitely sounds scary! But I don't think he even has a nose. Just a beak.

[madeofpine]

Does a beak not count as a nose? [Asking only the most important questions.]

[used_realtears]

...I don't know, actually. But having your beak grow would be worse, because it's also his mouth, right? If it got too long it would be hard to eat...