jello? jello anyone?

[negaverse]

[And so, later after that absolutely lovely end to the trial, the guests of the Murder Manor (tm) will find themselves with an invitation slipped under their doors. The handwriting is godawful but still legible, hopefully. They're not signed by anyone though. 

 

PARTY FOR THE DEAD GUY IN THE DINING ROOM

FOOD AND DRINK PROVIDED BY YOURS TRULY

Though, when you actually get there the food is.... definitely not anything you'd ever want to eat. There's chicken in jello, vegetables in jello, cake in jello. Like, nothing is free of jello.

Oh, and the drinks? Among them is a bowl labeled vodka, but it's definitely not vodka. It's actually straight up vinegar, but no one has to know that right? 

Last but not least is an absolutely lovely banner made out of a bed sheet hanging over the door that leads into the area that just says "FUCK YOU" in big letters.

Anyway, go wild. Have a awful great time.]

 

Comments

[bayoublues]

[Wow. Talk about being blunt. Rather than being hurt, he stands up straight, frowning down at the duck.]

Hey! That's not very nice, now!

[Yeah! You show 'em, Louis!]

[negaverse]

[oh geez Louis that strikes fear into his heart. he's terrified]

I'm not a nice person. Never was, never will be.

[bayoublues]

[mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]

Seriously? There ain't no one you care enough about that you'd treat nicely? Not one?

[negaverse]

I don't have anyone to care about but myself.

[he's the king of being evil and having 0 friends at all]

[bayoublues]

[that's almost sad]

Hmph. Typical. Has anyone recently told you that you're a selfish jerk? And that this is no way to send off the dead?

[even if he didnt like mim....]

[negaverse]

Hm. Well, I have had plenty of people tell me I'm a selfish jerk, but personally I think this party is top tier. It's exactly what I'd do if I killed Darkwing.

[bayoublues]

Well, you must not go to birthday parties a lot.

K-Killed Darkwho now?

[please don't tell him that's someone's nickname here?]

[negaverse]

Oh, I go to birthday parties quite often.

[just to ruin them though]

Darkwing Duck. Extremely stupid superhero double of mine.

[bayoublues]

[:^(]

Darkwing Duck? That's a silly-sounding name. But if he's a hero, and you hate him, then he must be good.

[negaverse]

Can you repeat what you just said?

[are you.... supporting him louis? are you supporting darkwing over public enemy #1?? surely he's just getting the wrong impression! no one would ever do that! :)]

[bayoublues]

I said that Darkwing Duck is...probably...good?

[He doesn't like that look on Negaduck's face.]

[negaverse]

Oh, that was all?

[Just. Giving Louis one of those "I'll literally kill you if you make one wrong move" type of looks.]

[bayoublues]

Y...Yes. That is it! Nothing else! I'm sure, ah, you know him much better than I do! Heh, who am I to judge about someone I've never met?

[Louis would be sweating profusely right now if he actually had any sweat glands.]

Hah. Joke!