Mr. Arrow (
sharpasanarrow) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-01-28 02:18 am
This is fine. It's fine. We're fine.
[Well that was.
Something.
Underneath everyone’s door they’ll find a slip of paper, in shaky calligraphy, that reads:
INVITATION
Meet in the Dining Room.
Do not bring alcohol of any sort.
Something.
Underneath everyone’s door they’ll find a slip of paper, in shaky calligraphy, that reads:
Meet in the Dining Room.
Do not bring alcohol of any sort.
Upon arrival into the Dining Room it’s clear that this is very much...not a party.
The center of the room is cleared of all tables, and instead has all the chairs arranged in a circle, facing inwards. On the tables pushed to the side are jugs of water, cups, plates of saltines, and several hastily-made pamplets that read on the front ”How to cope with Child homicide” that contains an advisory list:
- Try not to think about it.
- Do not get hysterical.
- Crying is permitted, but keep it within a reasonable volume. (For the consideration of fellow mourners)
- Maintain civility
- Do not plunder the belongings of the deceased.
- No drinking or gambling your sorrows away. Set an example.
Standing in front of one of the chairs already is Mr.Arrow. He clears his throat as people start to slowly come in.]
I gathered you all here because I believed it would be conductive to group morale if we all worked through our feelings regarding recent events. Talk about your feelings with one another, but not with me.
[He steps back a little, out of the circle of chairs, in what seems to be an invitation for people to sit down and discuss with one another.]

OTA of sorts???
Sorry, I'll just be a minute Lefou.
Excuse me but once you're done could you contact me for a moment? I have something I need to discuss with everyone.
no subject
Rod, no fair! Why do you get to butt in on someone else's time?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Sshh, I think he's trying to do something important.
no subject
no subject
[Or not. He doesn't expect anyone to want to see him.]
no subject
no subject
no subject
You think? You don't even know?
no subject
no subject
Hi, Marnie here! I don't know any of you guys personally, but if you could just hand the mirror off to Ratigan's ex-boyfriend, I'd be really grateful!
no subject
[Wait, "Ratigan"? She has no idea--
So she yells out to the group--]
Hey guys, did anyone here date a guy named Ratigan?
no subject
[ It sorta breaks and swings higher right in the middle. Your voice is just changing again, Basil, it's fine. ]
no subject
Marnie here was just asking to speak to Ratigan's ex-boyfriend? Do you know him?
[She's convinced it's either you or Remy. Don't throw Remy under the bus Basil.]
no subject
Basil! You're Basil, aren't you! Yes, that's him!
no subject
thanks Sally ]
1/2
.....I.
Why...?
no subject
just. abandons the exorcism brainstorming session for a sec. ]
What are you all doing, who's talking about Ratigan, who are you talking to?
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
Hey, uh-- name's Donald. Listen, if you wouldn't mind hanging up on me-- do you think you could ask this thing to find somebody named Goofy? He's down there with everybody else and... I mean, I can't talk to him from here, but I just... I guess just ask him if he's holding up okay? You can tell him I called.
And tell him I think he's an idiot.
no subject
As soon as I'm done here, I'd be happy to pass along your message! Everyone's really busy talking right now but hopefully I can get a response back to you soon. It's not the most convenient way, but at least we can pass messages now.
no subject
As long as I know he's not doing anything stupid down there, that's good enough for now. And... thanks.
no subject