Mr. Arrow (
sharpasanarrow) wrote in
foolishmortals2018-01-28 02:18 am
This is fine. It's fine. We're fine.
[Well that was.
Something.
Underneath everyone’s door they’ll find a slip of paper, in shaky calligraphy, that reads:
INVITATION
Meet in the Dining Room.
Do not bring alcohol of any sort.
Something.
Underneath everyone’s door they’ll find a slip of paper, in shaky calligraphy, that reads:
Meet in the Dining Room.
Do not bring alcohol of any sort.
Upon arrival into the Dining Room it’s clear that this is very much...not a party.
The center of the room is cleared of all tables, and instead has all the chairs arranged in a circle, facing inwards. On the tables pushed to the side are jugs of water, cups, plates of saltines, and several hastily-made pamplets that read on the front ”How to cope with Child homicide” that contains an advisory list:
- Try not to think about it.
- Do not get hysterical.
- Crying is permitted, but keep it within a reasonable volume. (For the consideration of fellow mourners)
- Maintain civility
- Do not plunder the belongings of the deceased.
- No drinking or gambling your sorrows away. Set an example.
Standing in front of one of the chairs already is Mr.Arrow. He clears his throat as people start to slowly come in.]
I gathered you all here because I believed it would be conductive to group morale if we all worked through our feelings regarding recent events. Talk about your feelings with one another, but not with me.
[He steps back a little, out of the circle of chairs, in what seems to be an invitation for people to sit down and discuss with one another.]

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What'd he say?
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And there's those big ol' eyes. Motherfucker-
He pinches the bridge of his nose, but somehow manages to look up and make eye contact again.]
He said that he loves ya, and that he's not giving up until he gets all of us safe and outta this mess.
[End him.]
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Fiddleford's jaw goes very tight. He's smiling but he also has to work for a second to make sure that smile isn't going to break into a dry sob. It's just been so much being stuck down in limbo for a length of time he honestly can't track because there's nothing to mark it by with none of his coping mechanisms. He regained so much of his sanity in the Mansion but he feels like being dead has just shaved off a chunk of it again and now here he is, a goddamn mess because a man he barely knows is telling him words he already heard.
Okay. Under control. Hold it together at least until the mirror's with someone else.]
Thank you. Really.
And don't worry about Dipper. I'm keepin' an eye on him down here. Nothin' else is goin' to happen to him on my watch.
[That has to mean something, even if he doesn't know how much.]
Can I... can I say somethin' back? I won't make you play telephone for us, honest, I just... I don't even know how long it's been and I never...
[There was a lot he didn't get to say because he didn't know he wouldn't have time.]
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Well, I guess Fiddleford, Ford's Husband, Who He Married, would be family now, wouldn't he?
He fusses more than he actually feels, like a kid carting love notes back and forth between his brother and his brother's beau, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck.]
Yeah, sure. Guess I owe you one for lookin' after Dipper.
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And, you know, half the Mansion figured them out even when they were actively keeping things under wraps, so there's probably no point in caring much about keeping private. Okay. Okay. Get yourself together, Fiddleford, this might be your only chance for a good long time.]
Stanford -- if you can hear me, if you're listenin' -- [As if he wouldn't be.] I never knew if you got out or not, y'know, I mean I could guess but it's so good to know. You keep yourself safe, if I see you down here I'm goin' to lose my damn mind and all over again.
[Chilling in hell for a while hasn't put his swear filter back in place. If anything, his feelings on the matter are that he's dead and in literal hell and he's allowed to say damn as much as he likes. He's already in hell, nothing he can do can get him sent here more]
I -- I love you, hon.
And I swear to god you better've saved my banjo.
[A pause.]
I think -- I think that oughta cover everythin'.
[It doesn't, not remotely, but he can't take up too much time. So many people need this. If he says everything that wants to come tumbling out of his mouth it'll take hours.]
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His fingers clench, and unclench, hearing those three words he's spent months wishing he could hear, just once. And he knows that even if he did possess telepathic powers, the metal plate in his head would put a stop to it, but he still can't help but think a response as hard as he can. If he just thinks I love you, too hard enough, it might reach Fiddleford. Not as a game of mirror-and-TV telephone, but straight from his heart. His brain. Straight from him.
He's going to figure out a way to rescue his husband, his whole family, because Ford Pines will be damned if this is the last words he ever hears the love of his life say.]