[Randall stands with a bottle of unmarked champagne, addressing the gathered procession with narrowed eyebrows.]

I see that a number of you have experienced The Other Side already. Terrifying hallucinations, bitter cold, the overwhelming belief that you’re nothing and that your creator abandoned you solely because you have no inherit value to their capitalistic worldview. It’s not very pleasant, I imagine.

[He dips a bubble wand into the champagne.]

So, for those of you who haven’t dealt with it yet, I suppose we can bring something similar here.

[Randall begins to blow a bubble - an enormous pink bubble that morphs into an...elephant. Soon, there’s one, there’s three, there’s five, there’s eight. Look out, look out!]

These pink elephants will be wandering around the mansion at random throughout the next week. Coming into contact will make you experience hallucinations - slightly more pleasant than the ones outside, mind you. But it’s your choice.

You can either go outside where they won’t go or stay in here where you can hang out with them. As always, mind you, they’ll only disappear once murder is committed.

I hope you have fun with your.... [he scoffs, before spitting out a term that makes him feel disgusted:] Disney Acid Sequence.