[s o b. Mike rubs the back of his neck awkwardly.]

Sorry, dude. Guess I was just trying to think of. . .bug. . .stuff? For you guys to do. Pretty sure the spiders can't really talk, anyway.

Guess I wouldn't be all that friendly with, uh. [what is the equivalent of a scary spider for a human.......] . . .a giant attack drone suddenly waving a flag and asking to hang out! Unless its AI was reprogrammed, anyway. [nailed it.]