FIFTH TRIAL

[rech]

[Today marked yet another death, and your good friend Randall is here to hype all of you guys up for this! As the room stretches, he speaks.]

You all know the spiel here, don’t you? Stretching room, I’m the Phantom, always my way, blah blah blah. We should get on with this. I want to see how it ends.

[A candle is lit and a voodoo doll placed out for Prince Kit. Your shitty ghost pirate friend is prepared.]

Trial start.

[TRIAL START!]

Comments

[upgradeit]

Oh my god, can we just solve a murder and not try and commit more?!

[He can't believe he would rather solve a fuckin murder than deal with this. That's how far the bar has lowered.]

[angelgoatdemon]

We've got two suspects so far.

[haha....one is your boyfriend......nbd]

I mean, if it helps, if a murder's going to happen right here and now, it'd be easy to tell who done it.

[upgradeit]

Unbelievable.

[WHY IS EVERYONE LIKE THIS]

I can't believe I have to say this but do not commit a murder via chainsaw before we solve the one we're here to solve in the first place - bare minimum.