FIFTH TRIAL

[rech]

[Today marked yet another death, and your good friend Randall is here to hype all of you guys up for this! As the room stretches, he speaks.]

You all know the spiel here, don’t you? Stretching room, I’m the Phantom, always my way, blah blah blah. We should get on with this. I want to see how it ends.

[A candle is lit and a voodoo doll placed out for Prince Kit. Your shitty ghost pirate friend is prepared.]

Trial start.

[TRIAL START!]

Comments

[stanbyme]

Like, I dunno. A goat?

[hasit]

A—

[Mmmmmm

Looks at Lekmet.]

That's...a possibility I hadn't considered.

[bayoublues]

Watch it.

[Louis seems particularly touchy about this suggestion, for some reason?]

[stanbyme]

Hey, I’m just sayin’, maybe it was an accident. He knows magic, right? A wand woulda been right up his alley.

[bayoublues]

He knows healing magic. And I'm pretty sure I haven't seen him killin' anyone with that.

[Glances towards Lekmet.] Right?

[stanbyme]

Maybe he was tryin to help. Tryin to magic off that necklace or something?

[bayoublues]

He--well, if he had, he would've admitted it! He wouldn't h-have tried to cover it up! He's an honest goat!

[upgradeit]

Didn't Prince Kit almost let Freddie chop up General Organa a few weeks ago? Sometimes people do weird things when they panic.

[faciliheir]

He sure did! [AND NOW HE'S DEAD AND CAN'T DENY IT HAHA SUCKA]

[stanbyme]

Now I don’t feel bad for letting the kid give him another sock in the kisser.

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Hey, Stan, did you get a good look at the body?]

[stanbyme]

[He wasn’t a corpsetoucher but he got a look at it when the announcement was first made. Whyfor?]

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Isn't it weird that the bruise you left on Kit wasn't there?]

[stanbyme]

[Well technically after two weeks not that much but.

Molly sure whanged him a good one, it’s a little weird it wasn’t even a little bit still there.]

Hey, someone who looked at the body closer, answer me something.

[hasit]

[...........]

He what!

[faciliheir]

If it makes you feel any better, I would've stopped once I realized you were still alive! [WHICH IS SUPER VAGUE]

[hasit]

Which would have been, what, once my limbs were half off?

[faciliheir]

[thinks]

Yeah, probably.

[hasit]

Stay away from me.

[Like. She's kind of joking but also kind of not.]

[stanbyme]

You wanna put a lid on it, kid?

[stanbyme]

Kid.

[downtonabbeast]

[yikes]

[angelgoatdemon]

Come here and I'll personally demonstrate it to you.

[stanbyme]

Leave the chainsaw outta it and I’ll think about it.

We gotta consider all suspects, right?

[hasit]

...He's right, Lekmet. You said it yourself, earlier.

[She really hates thiiiiiiiiiis]