ENDGAME GROUP 1: Hellscapes (Log 1)

[yourghosthost]

Now then.

[The initial groups have begun to disperse, and Ghostave and a group of stalwart young heroes remain seated right where they are.]

One of the things we’re looking for is supposedly in The Underworld. I intend to use this opportunity to speak to Hades as well, about his intentions.

...As well as find this “other box” that he seems to have so casually mentioned. Do we have any questions before we venture forth?

(ooc: if you’re in group 1, this is one of your logs!)

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[memotome]

...And slayer of demigods!

[whistlenotchirp]

Ohhhhhh no.

[Face in hands.]

oh no no no.

[memotome]

...Right, right. Oh no is right. You're also slayer of feeble inventors! Slayer of...of demigods and feeble inventors. I'm not listing out your full achievements. Please take mercy on me, o' lord high demon cricket!

[wannagetsmote]

[ speaking of Demi-gods, have some real loud glaring at the both of them. ]

[kindaruledatit]

....Thaaaat's right! It's totally him, dude. You don't want to mess with a guy like Jiminy Cricket.

[whistlenotchirp]

Wendy, I cannot atone for horrible murders by using it for my advantage!

[kindaruledatit]

[Shushes him. Sssshhhhh.]

It's fine, dude. Just be John Cena for a little while.

[whistlenotchirp]

I don't know who that is!

[kindaruledatit]

He's a wrestler, dude! One of the good guy types!

Look we can run with this. It doesn't mean you have to fight anyone.

[whistlenotchirp]

It makes me a liar and an ass.

[madmadam]

Too late for that last one!

[/peanut gallery]

[kindaruledatit]

Jiminy Cricket we are in hell, standing outside a fight dome. You need to be John Cena for a little while.

[whistlenotchirp]

...God dammit.

Fine! For the... greater good, current moral priority. But we aren't telling Pinoc about this!

[kindaruledatit]

Lips are sealed, man. [she does the gesture and everything. You know the one.]

[memotome]

I JUST DON'T WANNA GET BEAT UP!

[whistlenotchirp]

[sigh...]

Then you... better... watch your step... huh?

[memotome]

Y-y-y-y-y-yeeeee-

[he's totally frozen up.]

[whistlenotchirp]

N-Now, it seems like you were... disrespecting my entourage. [Glancing at Wendy and Marnie like "is this right???"] Are we gonna have a... problem?

[memotome]

N-n-no, of course not, Jiminy Cricket!

[whistlenotchirp]

[...he shouldn't.

he will.]

Jiminy Cricket, the...?

[Leaning towards him menacingly.]

[memotome]

...S-s-slayer of demigods and feeble inventors!

[whistlenotchirp]

[....dammit.]

Good enough. Your body won't be broken today.

[kindaruledatit]

[THUMBS UP]