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ENDGAME GROUP 1: Hellscapes (Log 1)

Now then.

[The initial groups have begun to disperse, and Ghostave and a group of stalwart young heroes remain seated right where they are.]

One of the things we’re looking for is supposedly in The Underworld. I intend to use this opportunity to speak to Hades as well, about his intentions.

...As well as find this “other box” that he seems to have so casually mentioned. Do we have any questions before we venture forth?

(ooc: if you’re in group 1, this is one of your logs!)

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....C'mon, dude. I promise we won't beat you up anymore if you just cough up the key.

...I’m giving it to this young lady.

[he just. gives her a skeleton key. a skeleton shaped key.]

[Snatches it right up.]

Cool, thanks. And uh... sorry?

[cheerfully] You better start running before Hades realizes what you've done. Good luck!

[just fuckin eats him anyway]

[oh my god don’t

are you seriously voring him]

[SPITS HIM BACK OUT]

Good GOD you taste terrible!

...well, yes, I do have an evil alien parasite on my body.

[just fuckin. scurrys up the wall and out of the stadium.]

[sighs happily at a job well done]

... Uh. So, how do we get out of here?

[He glances around.]

...how upset do you think the crowd is gonna be with us right now?

[an empty can gets thrown at jiminy]

[...]

Grauntie Mim, your dragon form can fly, right?

[It slams right the fuck into him and he's knocked back several feet.

He's in incredible pain.]

[Yeah alright, Wendy's scooping you up in her hands.]

Hey, look at it this way.... you technically won?

I can do one better.

[turns and roasts the crowd with fire breath nbd]

[”FISH STICKS, GET YER FISH STICKS HERE!”]

[Wendy is the only good one, every other fight girl here leaves him to die.]

Huzzah.....

[There he goes]

...That was really gross.

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