ENDGAME GROUP 2: The Trial (Log 2)

[hasagun]

[After Remy and Thalia stumble upon Bill’s makeshift trial room, it doesn’t take very long for the others to appear within the trial room. There are podiums set up as per usual, but there’s...really nothing keeping you to using them. The whole place smells terribly of ketchup, and is completely gold, each wal covered in massive tapestries.

There’s also a closed door at the back of the room. Not the way you came in. Guess someone needs to get in and out.]

WELCOME, TO YOUR TRIAL, KIDDOS! I’M NOT SUPER ENTHUSED ‘BOUT THE WHOLE “BURNING DOWN MY GIFT SHOP” THING, BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE PARK ANYWAY! GOTTA HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE YOU DIE!

(ooc: this is the second and final log for group 2 - if you weren’t here for the previous log, feel free to use this as a jumping-in point!)

Comments

[forgottenfounder]

Hades wouldn't lie to you.

Hades.

[rech]

Yes.

[forgottenfounder]

Hades.

[rech]

Yes.

[lusito]

[A long pause, and then Joshua turns to Bill]

Okay so what are you getting out of this fascinating time killer of gay drama here?

[Because clearly Randy is too deluded in thinking Hades is legit, Bill on the other hand...]

[hasagun]

I'M JUST LETTING HIM TALK - IT'S HILARIOUS!

[bestchefinparis]

I don't get the joke.

[You willing to explain? Rémy isn't sure what Bill is so amused about, but getting him to say it straight could be useful]

[hasagun]

WHY AREN'T YOU EATING YOUR CHEESE, LITTLE MOUSE?

[bestchefinparis]

[Well looks like it didn't work]

I lost it.

[As if he hadn't pushed it off the podium before]

Get me another with less...feet.

[lusito]

Oh it is, don't get me wrong. It's just getting kind of dull once they start talking in circles, so I'm wondering if you've got anything to add since you're clearly the more entertaining of the two.

[hasagun]

WOULD YOU PREFER I TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO CAULIFLOWER? MIGHT BE MORE ENTERTAINING FOR YA.

[lusito]

As tempting as that is, I'm more entertained by what happens to other people than what happens to me, so I'll have to pass on that.

[fairlypushy]

That sounds . . . incredibly fake.