ENDGAME GROUP 2: The Trial (Log 2)

[hasagun]

[After Remy and Thalia stumble upon Bill’s makeshift trial room, it doesn’t take very long for the others to appear within the trial room. There are podiums set up as per usual, but there’s...really nothing keeping you to using them. The whole place smells terribly of ketchup, and is completely gold, each wal covered in massive tapestries.

There’s also a closed door at the back of the room. Not the way you came in. Guess someone needs to get in and out.]

WELCOME, TO YOUR TRIAL, KIDDOS! I’M NOT SUPER ENTHUSED ‘BOUT THE WHOLE “BURNING DOWN MY GIFT SHOP” THING, BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE PARK ANYWAY! GOTTA HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE YOU DIE!

(ooc: this is the second and final log for group 2 - if you weren’t here for the previous log, feel free to use this as a jumping-in point!)

Comments

[memotome]

Nope. Nope. You've already done pa-leeenntty of that.

[lusito]

[mmmmmmMMMMMMM DON'T LIKE YOU READING OUR BRACKET TEXT THERE BUDDY]

Are you sure about that, because I'm sure I can think of someone here who probably needs to go if they don't start giving real answers here.

[negaverse]

Well why don't you try dying another time? It's always tons of fun.

[memotome]

I'll have to try it out.

[negaverse]

Just let me know when and where 'cause I've got a friend who's willing and ready to take you out at any time.

[pulls out that chainsaw and gives is a pat]

[memotome]

[shrug]

What are you gonna do, Neggsy? Hit me? Slash me to pieces? Blind me with pepperspray?

[negaverse]

Pepper spray really isn't my style, you know..

[Negs is just gonna start up and rev that chainsaw! :)]

However, slashing you to pieces? That I can do!

[And is he taking a swing at Hades? Oh, absolutely!]

Say your fucking prayers!

[memotome]

Now, why would I do that?

[Hades reaches out, and...kind of grabs a chainsaw midswing? Is - is that possible?

But...it begins to melt. Along with Negaduck himself. In that second, Negaduck might just realize, for the first time in his life, that he fucked up.

...Nah. He wouldn't.

In a second, Negaduck is fried, leave a single extra crispy roast duck where he once stood. A plate poofs underneath him, and a red fedora is tacked on for garnish.

Negaduck is dead. Also? He's edible.]

[forgottenfounder]

[He just... sighs, and looks vaguely disgusted at the whole scene. It's prime Toon material, and yet...]

Why can't you just get defeated like a good villain?

[memotome]

That implies he was a good villain.

[lusito]

[... well I mean he did cause Pinocchio to die that one time......?]

[forgottenfounder]

I wasn't talking about Negaduck.

[memotome]

...Oof. Compliment taken!