foolishmortals | ENDGAME GROUP 2: The Trial (Log 2)

ENDGAME GROUP 2: The Trial (Log 2)

[After Remy and Thalia stumble upon Bill’s makeshift trial room, it doesn’t take very long for the others to appear within the trial room. There are podiums set up as per usual, but there’s...really nothing keeping you to using them. The whole place smells terribly of ketchup, and is completely gold, each wal covered in massive tapestries.

There’s also a closed door at the back of the room. Not the way you came in. Guess someone needs to get in and out.]

WELCOME, TO YOUR TRIAL, KIDDOS! I’M NOT SUPER ENTHUSED ‘BOUT THE WHOLE “BURNING DOWN MY GIFT SHOP” THING, BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE PARK ANYWAY! GOTTA HAVE SOME FUN BEFORE YOU DIE!

(ooc: this is the second and final log for group 2 - if you weren’t here for the previous log, feel free to use this as a jumping-in point!)

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[Throws the anvil. Doesn't warn Preston or anything, just fuckin throws it.]

Wait, wha-

[It smash through the window, covering Preston with sharp glass, giving him just enough time to cover his face in pain before the anvil fucking hits him square in the chest and he is now trapped on the floor, in incredible pain, with various bones broken.

The chain keeps bzzting, over and over.]

Edited 2018-03-16 03:40 (UTC)

[SMAASH!

Well, way to go, the glass is broken! An alarm sounds and a Dismaland employee is running towards Amanda, attempting to stop her. You can see that his nametag reads Nick.]

Well, Golly! I hadn't expected you free Mr. Preston!

[He's choking on his own blood rn so. He just lifts up a middle finger at Nick.]

[ Steps up to block him. ]

Yeah, well, kid, if you don't wanna get your jaw broke, you'll back off.

...he should die. he's flipping me off.

[suddenly completely dead serious.]

[ what the hell does this place do to you ]

Weeeell we're going to..... [ glances at bleeding preston ] drag him out instead, so. He won't be flipping you off anymore.

[...]

Well, hahaha! I guess I hadn't expected that!

[just. smiles. and stares.]

...Your boss is dead, kid. Go find yourself a better job. Alright?

[ WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS PLACE DO TO YOU ]

Thalia, let's just go. Everyone here is like a broken record.

[ A long beat. ]

Yeah, okay.

[Suddenly, two more employees walk up! A male and a female. You can clearly see the male's nametag reads Lyndon as he walks up, flailing.]

You scared off Nick? Looks like you did that...in the NICK OF TIME! HAHAHAHAHA-

[He pops into confetti. The female employee, Ashley, looks at him and speaks in an incredibly innocuous high-pitched anime protagonist voice.]

Haha, babe! Looks like you're DEAD!