foolishmortals | ENDGAME GROUP 3: TRAVELING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION... (LOG 1)

ENDGAME GROUP 3: TRAVELING TO ANOTHER DIMENSION... (LOG 1)

[You have to wonder if the place that Your BEST Friend, Mickey brought you to,...is entirely safe for you to be exploring.

The Other Side is a bit less ominous than you expect. Mostly in that after all that build-up, it’s...kind of tacky? The floor beneath you has the texture and color of burnt grass, but the way everything else looks reminds you of terrible Halloween decorations. Giant eyeballs float by, drifting aimlessly through the void. They’re occasionally accompanied by...mathematical equations and clocks. Yep, that’s fun.

Yet, despite the evil this place has been hyped up as being...there are still stars in the sky, and it’s a clear night in which one can see them all. It’s reassuring, and it gives you hope.]

Okay! We’re going to activate the symbol and meet back up with our friends so we can end this once and for all! Boy, I sure do love having friends! Does anyone have any questions?

(ooc: this is the first log for group 3!)

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[...Yes.

Marco is now a priest.]

[thank fucking god. literally.

He will provide some more distraction then by walking over to the group in his new priest robes and putting on a very deep voice]

Brothers! Whaddup!

[hes a priest now he can say what he wants]

Let me divert your attention over here-- I must tell you about a new God I have discovered!

...False idols, brother.

[you look like, ten]

No, no, listen to me!

[HES FIFTEEN SHUT UP]

I have been shown visions! Visions about this wondrous God! A god who is benevolent-- a god who gives people food and nourishment!

[Marco moves to stand on a chair or something, so he can continue preaching with passion.]

A god who is so kind and caring of his people that some might even call him a king!

He is a god who lets his people "have it their way!" and why must we say nay to the notion of such a God instead of.... yay?

[is he trying]

...Like the Burger King?

[...]

I prefer Five Guys. They just kind of dump their fries in your bag, like, forever.

Edited 2018-03-17 02:43 (UTC)

[from somewhere:]

Uh, no. Obviously it's [uhhhHHHHH] Suteki Suteki Ousama!

[none of you are helping him right now]

[babe if it sounds foreign stupid people will believe anything]

...What is a Steaki Osumama?

[he should have preached about burger king in spanish]

[sweats

oh he is sweating]

...so you have been to this incredible church of "The Bur-gur King"?

[pronouncing Burger like some guy whos never heard of one before]

And who are the "Five Guys"? Why does there need to be five of them?

Obviously, there need to be five of them to replenish the absolutely endless amount of peanuts they have there. They're free, too!

[hmm-hmm]

Ohhhh!

[Marco looks behind him for a hot second to see if everyone's doing.. whatever they're supposed to be doing before looking back at the priests.]

Free peanuts you say? Can you throw the shells on the ground too?

Well, that'd be...rude.

..well I mean like, some restaurants do tha---

[And then the floor is shaking?? Why is it shaking??? He's getting off this chair immediately???]

E-everyone get down, it's an Earthquake! Get under-- tables and stuff!

[safety first]