ENDGAME ALL GROUPS: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR

[grimgrinningghosts]

[An ominous door has appeared in the starry skies above The Other Side. It’s not at all what Group 3 expected to happen when touching the symbol - and yet, something about it doesn’t surprise you.

Should you leave with Rod and/or Walt and Mickey, you’ll find them here. All the facts will start coming together, and only one name comes to mind: Hades.

But..you have each other. You stand here, ready for any and all eventualities. Even in the face of the demise or everything.

Welcome to your final test, Foolish Mortals. Keep your head up.]

(ooc: Welcome to the end of the world! There’ll be no mod tag-ins/plot advancement for about an hour (12:05 EST), to allow everyone to reunite and regroup.)

Comments

[whistlenotchirp]

At least give me something to do to fight with! My boy could die out there!

[madmadam]

[her eyebrow raises so high it's almost in orbit.]

Oh? The great and terrible demon and demi-god slayer wants me to help him?

[whistlenotchirp]

I don't want your hel-

[More screaming and attacking behind him.]

I want your help! I need your help! I have to do something!

1/3

[madmadam]

2/3

[madmadam]

[Then she lets out a long, exasperated sigh]

I suppose I could whip up something really quick.

[With a grunt she gets out of her chair and holds her hands up.]

Bibbidi...

Bobbidi...

[madmadam]

JOHN CENA!

[where the fuck are those horns coming from]

[whistlenotchirp]

[Suddenly Jiminy starts to grow. Grow bigger and higher than he ever has before. He's rising up. Straight to the top. He has the guts, but no glory. He went the distance and he's not gonna stop. Just a cricket. And a will to survive.

There's now Jiminy Cricket, with a John Cena body and physique, wearing his usual clothes. He looks over himself in complete bafflement, looking at his bigger hand and umbrella.

Big Jim is here.]

....Oh this feels super wrong.

[madmadam]

No take backsies!

[whistlenotchirp]

This wears off, right?

[madmadam]

There's a distinct possibility, yes.

[sharpasanarrow]

[Panicked sweating from a distance.]

[madmadam]

[Waggles eyebrows]

[sharpasanarrow]

[You're the worst.]

[madeofpine]

[does Mim accept constructive criticism because he really hates this]

[madmadam]

[we are all

big jim]

[kindaruledatit]

[wait where are those trumpets coming from- OH]

Dude! Now be John Cena!

[whistlenotchirp]

Whomst the fuck is John Cena?!

[kindaruledatit]

He's a-

Just punch things!

[whistlenotchirp]

O-okay!

[And he punches a shadow in the face. And immediately falls over doing it.]

[kindaruledatit]

...Y-you're doing great! Try to stay on your feet.

[She says, kicking a shadow in the face. Just offhandedly.]

[whistlenotchirp]

How do you people walk with such tiny feet?!

[Why can't you have big shoes like a normal cricket]

[steamboating]

I KNOW, RIGHT?!