ENDGAME ALL GROUPS: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR

[grimgrinningghosts]

[An ominous door has appeared in the starry skies above The Other Side. It’s not at all what Group 3 expected to happen when touching the symbol - and yet, something about it doesn’t surprise you.

Should you leave with Rod and/or Walt and Mickey, you’ll find them here. All the facts will start coming together, and only one name comes to mind: Hades.

But..you have each other. You stand here, ready for any and all eventualities. Even in the face of the demise or everything.

Welcome to your final test, Foolish Mortals. Keep your head up.]

(ooc: Welcome to the end of the world! There’ll be no mod tag-ins/plot advancement for about an hour (12:05 EST), to allow everyone to reunite and regroup.)

Comments

[memotome]

[...well, it's a good punch! And it cuts up his face pretty significantly, knocks out a few teeth, makes it match his eye...

But it doesn't work, and he laughs.]

You wanna - [spits out blood] - you wanna punch me to death!

[stanbyme]

[Stan grins. It's...It's not a happy grin.]

I would've been disappointed if all it took was one.

[And he rears back and goes in with the left. And then the right again.]

[nachosquire]

[Marco's been watching this from the sidelines, not sure where he fits in this scenario. He's missing an arm and can barely swing around this sword he stole because it's too heavy... so he's just not sure what he can really do.


Until he remembers something, and it gets him to perk up immediately.]

Mr. Pines! The scissors! Throw me-- throw me Lekmet's scissors!

[stanbyme]

What?

[He pauses in his punching (leaving an opening for Marnie to Dip Hades).]

...I need 'em for later!

[nachosquire]

I'll give them to you later but-- just trust me with this! I need to use them!

[DONT MAKE HIM BEG STAN]

[stanbyme]

...

[He punches Hades again. And then he slips the scissors back out of his sleeve and holds them by the blades out to Marco so he can take the handles.]

1/2

[nachosquire]

[God bless you, Grunkle Stan.]

Thank you!

[He drops his sword and takes the scissors, holding them up for a minute to give them a good look over.

He's used these so many times he can't even count anymore but-- it makes him nervous to try.

Still... he has to.


He takes a few steps back from the battle and opens and closes them in a cutting motion, cutting a portal right into thin air.

And he jumps in.]

[nachosquire]

[It takes a little longer than usual. A couple of minutes and it seems like Marco might have made.. a huge mistake. He's not coming out-- maybe the portal didn't work?





But pretty soon Marco returns unscathed, the scissors are tucked away into his pocket and something else in his hand.]

Star, catch!

[And he tosses it towards his princess with all the force he can muster.]

[memotome]

...Are we seriously doing the dildo bit again.

[sorrydoods]

...I'm sorry, what.

[EXPLAIN...PLEASE...]

1/3

[ilovepuppies]

[THERE. IT'S THERE. IT'S... why is the star not broken in half okay you know what never mind she doesn't need to know.]

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

2/3

[ilovepuppies]

[For months, Star has been trying to access her magic power using the technique her mom told her about, and she's been unsuccessful each time. It wasn't just her own inexperience with dipping that kept her from it, of course- it was whatever force was blocking everyone's powers.

But the minute she touches the wand? It all comes rushing into her at once.]

Whoa-

[a huge column of light envelops her.]

3/3

[ilovepuppies]

[When the light fades, there's some kind of glowing butterfly demon in Star's place. Oh wait, that is Star.]

[hallotween]

[... oh




oh]

[hallotween]

[wordlessly walks up and pours her remaining Dip on his face in between the punches.

that's for her duck dad you bitch]

[memotome]

[...okay so his face is like. a picasso painting at this point between the acid and the punches.]

[hasit]

[Leia's just. Gonna kneecap him with her blaster.]

[memotome]

[Knees? Capped.]

[whistlenotchirp]

I don't know, Mr. Demon, you're looking a little...

Green.

[he doesn't know why hades called him that hours ago but. maybe its an insult.]

[memotome]

...Do I look like I have a dog named Mingo.

[whistlenotchirp]

...Yeah, okay, these are beyond me.

Erm... Look who's.... Mr. Kills-The-Gays... now? I don't know, did you do that? I feel like you've done that.

[he's new to one-liners.]

[memotome]

No, that was - that was you.

[whistlenotchirp]

No- I'm aware, I'm trying to- I'm flipping them back at-

[...sigh.

Kicks him.]

[hallotween]

It was a good burn, don't worry! He's just being a jerk.

[whistlenotchirp]

Much obliged, Marnie.

[........]

Please change me back to normal, this is very gross and wrong.