CLUB 33 (REGROUPING)

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well...it seems like Club 33 is still open, and the transporters are working again. You're able to gather up your friends from elsewhere and bring them back here to regroup. You also notice that there's a very large pile of stone here in the middle of the Club that doesn't...seem to resemble anything. Sculpture is weird.

What do you guys want to do?]

Comments

[riptorn]

...Troubling. How long were we, uh, out for?

[hasit]

Ah.

[Leia makes a helpless gesture.]

I'm afraid I couldn't say. At least nine months, judging by how long some of us have been here.

[riptorn]

Oh! Well. That's nothing in God Time. Sure I can get everything back up to speed in no time.

...Might need someone to run the Underworld, though.

[riptorn]

...you could use the opportunity to do some restructuring, perhaps.

[stanbyme]

...

[Gears turn and click into place.]

You!

[Hi Zeus this old man is Angery.]

Give me back my brother! ...And his husband, who he married!

[riptorn]

...Oh. I take it that Hades - partook in some casualties?

[stanbyme]

His plan kind of revolved around casualties. But one of his cohorts got my brother killed! And- look, my brother. He's healthy. Works out more than I do, eats his veggies, all that good stuff. He deserves to have at least 20 more years!

[riptorn]

...Ah. I understand. That has to be less-than-pleasant for your family.

[stanbyme]

No duh-

[Breathe. Be nice.]

...Look, you're Zeus, right? Hades said now that he wasn't blocking people from dying anymore, they were in your territory.

I just-- I just want my twin brother back. I'll do anything.

[riptorn]

...I'm sorry. But I can't bring them back.

[stanbyme]

[Stan's breath catches in his throat, and he grips his chest like he's just been shot.]

...No.

No! NO! That's not fair! Your brother tortured us! He brought nearly everyone I love to try and end the whole entire world, and- and you tell me Ford's g--

[He chokes on the word.]

[riptorn]

I'm sorry. That's just - I suppose it's the nature of the thing. I can't simply...bring back everyone, with every disaster.

...At least, not permanently.

[folkscallmewander]

Those poor souls must not be havin' a good time down there. I was hopin' that maybe...someone can look out for those in the river?

[riptorn]

...Well, I believe it would be much more manageable to have them moved to Elysium. That's certainly much more pleasant.

[folkscallmewander]

That sure does sound like it! Is there someone in charge of Elysium?

[Is it a separate Underworld?]

[riptorn]

Elysium was once reserved for as a resting place for warriors whom died in battle. However, actually discussing it...the system isn't incredibly pleasant.

[folkscallmewander]

Uh...

[Stop rewarding violence, Hades??]

That river of souls didn't sound like they were havin' a decent time either. What the heck goes on down there?

[riptorn]

Hades was somewhat...he loathed his position. He took it out quite a bit on the souls down there, I think.

[folkscallmewander]

Makes sense. [Typical Conqueror behavior.] Is there anythin' you can do to fix it?

[riptorn]

...I suuuuuppposseeee I could take Mufassa's advice and move them into Elysium. They'd be much happier there, I think.

[ilovepuppies]

[frantically waving a churro]

Me! Me! Pick me!

[riptorn]

...She did technically usurp Hades.

[ilovepuppies]

Whoa. Is it really 'you kill it you bought it'? That's so cool.

[riptorn]

IT IS NOT YOU KILL IT YOU BOUGHT IT!

[ilovepuppies]

[






just goes back to eating]