CLUB 33 (REGROUPING)

[grimgrinningghosts]

[Well...it seems like Club 33 is still open, and the transporters are working again. You're able to gather up your friends from elsewhere and bring them back here to regroup. You also notice that there's a very large pile of stone here in the middle of the Club that doesn't...seem to resemble anything. Sculpture is weird.

What do you guys want to do?]

Comments

[wannagetsmote]

Little guy? Little guy? [He stands up and puffs up as best as he can. Sure, he'd... at least heard the voices of the other demigods. But he hasn't met a real god yet, or at least not one so big.

No, Hades didn't count.]

I'm Maui. Demi-god of the wind and sea Professional sky holder-upper and sun wrangler?

[Even mini seems a little heated about this.]

[riptorn]

That's all you've done?

[toogoodforhim]

[LeFou puts himself unwisely between the demigod and the god.

Ladies, you're both pretty.]

Sir, he didn't mean any offense by it. It's just- we've been put through a lot over the last... ten months, or so. Our emotions are still running pretty high...

Isn't that right, Maui.

[wannagetsmote]

[Sorry, Lefou, but he's ignoring you. Well, actually, he's picking you up, settin you aside and getting all up in Zeus's face.

Well. Not really. He's a little small for that.]

Uh. Stole fire from hell itself to keep the humans warm. And harnessed the breeze. And-- and!

I made coconuts!!!!

[riptorn]

YOU MADE COCONUTS!?

[wannagetsmote]

I MADE COCONUTS!!!!!

[Big! Deep! Breaths.]

Not to mention, you know, breaking you out of the stone prison you got yourself into.

[riptorn]

[NOOGIES]

I WAS WONDERING WHO DID THAT! I LOVE COCONUTS!

[wannagetsmote]

[Oh my god.

Oh my god

THE GODS ARE FINALLY PRAISING HIM]

Oh, you know. No big deal. Just some eel guts and a little bit of Maui Magic. It's what I do.

[riptorn]

MAUI MAGIC?! I GET IT! BECAUSE YOU'RE MAUI!

[wannagetsmote]

I'M MAUI!!!

[Fist bump him Zeus. Send him flying across the fucking underworld.]

[riptorn]

[FUCKIN F I S T B U M P]

[wannagetsmote]

[Maui is dead. From awesomeness]

[toogoodforhim]

[Screams and runs over to him again.]

Maui? Hey, big guy, look at me, can you hear me?

[toogoodforhim]

[...He still doesn't know what a coconut is.]

[riptorn]

[consider it]

[sentree]

[ this is SO not like her dad what the FUCK is this alternate universe ]