Recuérdame.

[riptorn]

[Those of you who wish to see those who passed on? You'll be directed outside by Zeus, where he raises his arms, and marigolds begin to float around him. They float upwards, and form into a bridge.

It's structurally sound, and it seems fitting that you can cross it.

Eventually, you'll see it. Elysium. The Land of The Dead. Gentle music plays as you cross over into the city.

It's...festive. It's always festive. The architecture is colorful and full of spirit, and your group seems to be the only ones...human in appearance. Even your old friends seem to be a bit more skeletal in appearance. You can spend as much time here as you like, but eventually, that bridge will disappear. And you'll have to leave.

But...they'll never truly be gone. Not if you remember them. And someday, you'll join them. But for now, you celebrate. You've earned your happy ending.]

(ooc: This is the last log for the three canon rounds of Foolish Mortals! Thanks for coming along for the ride - we loved having you, and we hope to see ya real soon!)

Comments

[sorrydoods]

I...I found you, dude.

[AND HE STILL FEELS? TERRIBLE ABOUT IT?? You don't forget surprise corpses quickly, okay.]

[theduck]

Oh.

[...]

That probably looked pretty bad, huh?

[sorrydoods]

Yeah, a lot.

What...what even happened?

[Part of him doesn't wanna know, while another part is telling that one to shut up.]

[theduck]

We got into a fight with Mickey over... it doesn't really matter, I guess, Goofy punched him and Hades didn't really like that.

In retrospect it was kind of stupid.

[sorrydoods]

Oh.

It...wasn't really Mickey. It was Randy-Tcherno-whatever his name is.

Sorry we couldn't help you.

[theduck]

Guess that explains why he was acting so weird.

It's-- well, it's not fine, I don't even want to imagine what it'll be like having Scrooge raise the boys now [god he's getting stressed just thinking about it] but.

It's not all bad. Thanks for, uh... finding us... I guess.

[sorrydoods]

No...no problem, dude.

Plus, we at least got revenge for you! We killed Hades!

[That's good, right?]

[theduck]

Do you still have his corpse? [how do gods work, do they really have bodies or] If you do, toss it off a mountain for me.

[sorrydoods]

Um, not really. Star...Star kind of vaporized him after we beat him up.

[The one time he didn't mind watching a man die.]

[theduck]

[He considers that for a moment before shrugging.]

Eh, good enough, I guess.

[sorrydoods]

Also we I got to break his nose. And Marnie poured some acid-y stuff on his face.

[That better?]

[theduck]

Of course she did. I'd be more surprised if she didn't.

[He's proud, though.]

You were in the most recent round, right? I, uh, didn't really watch that one as much as I should've.

[sorrydoods]

Yeah, she's...I'm pretty sure she's gonna need a lot of therapy after all of this.

[Does Halloween Town have therapists? Hopefully, I guess.]

Yeah, I was in the one with...Tcherno. And I don't blame you. That was...the entire thing was just crazy and terrible.

[And Soos is gonna need therapy, too, incase you were wondering.]

[theduck]

Yeah, well... I think most of us will. Or, uh. Most of. You. [he dead] Marnie's a trooper, though. And stubborn. She'll be alright in the end.

[He sort of scoffs at the mention of the whole round.]

No kidding! I couldn't stand to see that Negaduck guy, I can't imagine what I would've done if he was with us. I dunno how you guys went that long without just stabbing him.

[They had some, uh, interesting individuals with them but none like. That. And he's still not sure if Negaduck is from his world or not and that's vaguely concerning?]

[sorrydoods]

Well, at least she has that to help her.

Your telling me! That dude was just a huge jerk! He got freaking Pinocchio and Arrow killed and got off scot free! I honestly was really relieved when Lekmet got him killed, even if it nearly got us all killed.

[FUCK. YOU. NEGADUCK.]