WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[handhook]

Calm down, creature! Your chattering will accomplish nothing.

[Is this the most helpful way to address a strange, agitated monster? Probably not, and yet that's exactly what he does.]

[captain_cronch]

[Sorry for being agitated strange giant man. But he looks like someone with Authority. Or at least a lot of distracting tallness to act as a decoy.

She tugs at the hookman towards the front of the bus, burbling excitedly as she points to the front of the bus.

She NEEDS to pilot it.]

[handhook]

[He jerks his arm away when she touches him, but... He does follow to the front of the bus, dour expression remaining all the while.]

Yes, there's no driver. Or steering wheel. It has to be remotely controlled, considering the precision with which it's sought us out.

[Not exactly what she was trying to communicate, but close enough.]

[captain_cronch]

[HMMMMMMM.

Centipeedle is not happy. She really wanted to pilot the bus.

She has another idea. DESTROY THE BUS. She headbutts the front of the bus before looking back and urging the big dude to join her.]

[handhook]

[He folds his arms and watches her, making no move to stop her from attacking the vehicle. When she turns to face him again, though, he only shakes his head.]

You're welcome to try if you wish, but I wouldn't recommend it. There seems to be some sort of enfeebling field at work here. [Almost reflexively, he glances down to his flesh-and-bone hand, a bruise having formed along his knuckle from where he punched the door earlier.] Normally, I would be able to tear my way out of here with my bare hands, but I couldn't even make a scratch.

[captain_cronch]

[...hits it one more time before sitting back down, knees to her chest and making despairing noises.

This sucks!

She makes noises that are purely complainant. She REALLY wanted to pilot. And get home.]

[handhook]

[How is he supposed to respond to that? It's ridiculous enough that he's even considering comforting this creature in the first place. For a long moment, he does nothing but stare down at her, expression stony.]

Unfortunately. Hopefully you have nowhere to be.

[captain_cronch]

[But she does! Maybe! She was figuring that out.

But this guy was kind enough to try freeing the both of them so in return she`s going to attempt to perch on the tall hookman`s shoulder. Friendship.]

[handhook]

[whAT NO]

Wh— Get off of me! [Again, he physically jerks himself away from the touch.] You don't have permission to touch me, do you understand?

[captain_cronch]

[Betrayed noises. On second thought she's not considering giving you anymore bottles, hookman.]

[handhook]

Be quiet. You brought that on yourself.

[Why is he even trying to reason with her?? This whole situation is absurd.]

[captain_cronch]

[Now she's folding her arms, making a drawn out complaining noise.]

[handhook]

Then don't climb on people without their permission!