WE LIKE TO PARTY

[grimgrinningghosts]

[There once were some worlds that worked so hard, there was just no time to play. But that will all changed when a weird bus pulls up one day.

Your character is going to be in the middle of whatever, at their home, on a mission, dying, whatever...when they’re approached by the giant Moron Mountain Party Bus. Approached is a strong word when it seems determined to reach your character at all costs, crashing through walls or blending in, whatever necessary.

Once the bus approaches and your character has taken notice of it, the doors open. You have three options here.

1. You can board the bus willingly, upon which the bus will close it’s doors drive/fly/dive towards it’s next pickup.
2. Be hypnotically entranced beyond your free will and dance on to the bus, thanks to the actually-hypnotic tones of ”We Like To Party” which the bus will play should you choose not to willingly board.
3. Have your character get pulled onto the bus by a giant cartoon hand that emerges from the top of it, grabbing and tossing your character on.

Once they’re on, you’ll realize the interior of the party bus is fairly luxurious. There’s a pole, a couple of drinks stashed next to one of the couches, and a disco ball. A few TV monitors hang around too, broadcasting some basketball game (but there’s a remote right there). There’s clearly someone wanting to keep you comfortable, but...who?

It’ll be of less comfort when you realize the bus doesn’t have a driver or a steering wheel, and as soon as you stepped on, all of your powers and weapons were rendered useless. It’s ominous, but hey, there’s drinks.



(ooc: Welcome to Foolish Mortals’ Non-Disney Round! You won’t arrive at Moron Mountain until the host intro log, so your bios and the locations haven’t come into play yet. If you or your character would want anything aboard the massive party bus within reason, feel free to assume it’s there, as it’s obviously pretty luxurious. The bus pick-ups happen in the following order, ICly:

1. Morty Smith
2. Boss Baby
3. Otis
4. Wabuu
5. Ginger
6. Fizzy
7. Willy Wonka
8. Coraline Jones
9. Gandhi
10. Cleo
11. The Little Girl
12. Audrey
13. Penny Poledina
14. Beth Tezuka
15. Beetle
16. Kubo
17. Spongebob Squarepants
18. Aquaman
19. Bender
20. Samurai Jack
21. Dinobot
22. Zhu Li Moon
23. Sarah Lynn
24. Bojack Horseman
25. Centipeedle
26. Dan Backslide ]

Comments

[handhook]

[This is an adequately helpful response, so his state of ANGERY drops to mere withering irritation instead.]

Wonderful. [He casts another look back at the doors behind him, eyes narrowed.] I've stepped into some sort of trap, then.

[in4apounding]

If it helps, you're not the only one to. Um. Actually just step into it. A few people have, I think.

[handhook]

[He scoffs.]

I'm not embarrassed, girl. It just makes the situation...troublesome.

[in4apounding]

It is pretty troublesome, yes. They even took my weapons.

[She actually sounds kind of angry when she says it? More than she has so far, anyway.]

But Mister Ironwood won't be far behind. Protecting the Vytal Stadium is his duty, and he'll take an attack on it like this VERY seriously, even besides coming after me.

[handhook]

Of course they've taken our weapons. We might cause problems for them if we had a means of fighting back.

[He eyes her at her mention of weapons. There aren't any obvious parts missing from her, unlike his hand, but...]

'Vytal Stadium'. I've never heard of such a place. [Though, to be fair, there are plenty of surface locations he isn't familiar with, because he doesn't have to be.] That's where you were before this?

[in4apounding]

I could still fight if there was anyone here TO fight. Maybe they didn't want the bus getting damaged?

[Not everyone needs to get disarmed before GETTING armed, Arthur.]

And- yes? I'd made the singles round of the tournament. You really haven't heard of it, though?

[handhook]

I suspect whatever tournament you're speaking of is of little concern to Atlantis. I don't make a habit of keeping track of whatever games you people play on the surface.

[in4apounding]

I don't think I've heard of Atlantis, sorry. Which- which kingdom is that a part of? And the surface of what, exactly?

[handhook]

[...squints]

Atlantis is its own kingdom. We live beneath the surface of the ocean, unlike your land-dwelling people.

[And she isn't so young that she shouldn't be able to remember when this became public knowledge, so... You might say something fishy is going on here. eh? eh???]

[in4apounding]

[Well, it's definitely true that the idea they're all from the same world doesn't hold much water.]

Under-

[Well that sounds all kind of terrifying.]

...Does that mean it's an entire kingdom of fish-Faunus?

[handhook]

[He doesn't know what that means, but?? He assumes it's a stupid question.]

Atlanteans have adapted to life under the sea. We aren't some kind of... fish-hybrid creature, or whatever you're speaking of.

[in4apounding]

[So clearly this is just some fishy Faunus kind of society that's- developed independently of the rest of Remnant?]

[Maybe she shouldn't mention the whole war-for-equal-rights thing.]

Does that mean you have gills?

[That's not an unreasonable question here, right.]

I've heard in the deep sea there are Grimm that get absolutely massive, that must be hard to defend against.

[handhook]

Can you see any?

[For as disgruntled as he sounds, though, his demeanor changes at her next comment, one of his eyebrows raising in a dubious expression.]

"Grimm"?

[there were those eldritch fish monsters that one time, do those count]